Somewhere on a distant sphere, an unusual liquid was discovered. It wasn’t water. It wasn’t wine. It was something unlike anything ever consumed on Earth. We searched for its origin, but the more we sought, the less we learned. Therefore, we called it ROAM. Since its discovery, tests have determined that the substance is a sparkling Hemp-based fluid infused with THC. ROAM is alcohol free yet delivers a gentle buzz with no hangover. So maybe it’s the best of both worlds, this one and the other one from which it came. ROAM. Otherworldly.
Want to carry ROAM? Contact A HUMAN.
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